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AishaTyler

Aisha Tyler

director. actor. writer. cocktail enthusiast. troublemaker. just a little bit punchy.

I add value.

Joined on 14 December, 2008

http://www.courageandstone.com

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Quoted @ProjectLincoln

Josh Hawley is looking to blame everyone but himself.

Replying to @grantstern: Hey everyone, @HawleyMO is very upset that he's being compared to Nazis for pushing T****'s Big Lie.

Don't retweet this, i…

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Replying to @JonahDispatch: Idea that impeaching an ex-president sets a dangerous precedent just doesn’t make much sense. What’s the worst case scen…

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Idea that impeaching an ex-president sets a dangerous precedent just doesn’t make much sense. What’s the worst case scenario this precedent could produce? Not much.
Meanwhile, think of the worst case scenarios that could manifest from letting the precedent of Jan 6 stand. Huge.

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Hey everyone, @HawleyMO is very upset that he's being compared to Nazis for pushing T****'s Big Lie.

Don't retweet this, it'll offend his delicate feelings.

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Replying to @GeorgeTakei: Vote suppression is racial suppression. Pass it on.

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Quoted @AndyRichter

Republicans saying that impeachment is pouring gasoline on a fire is a hilarious thing to say about an arson trial

More like pouring milk on a bowl of Democracy Pops

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Replying to @ananavarro: But canceling @RepLizCheney for voting her conscience, that’s ok.

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Quoted @yashar

Ooops

Double ooops

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Vote suppression is racial suppression. Pass it on.

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Quoted @RepMattGaetz

Impeachment is the zenith of cancel culture.

But canceling @RepLizCheney for voting her conscience, that’s ok.

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Replying to @MrAhmednurAli: Funny how people can separate Tom Brady’s politics from his game, but struggle to do the same when it comes to Kaepernic…

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Funny how people can separate Tom Brady’s politics from his game, but struggle to do the same when it comes to Kaepernick.

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Quoted @uclagymnastics

This is what #blackexcellence looks like. @DennisNia does it again! 🔥

📹 @Pac12Network

This is the Sunday night tweet you didn’t know you needed get it @DennisNia

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Quoted @nowthisnews

Republican leader Kevin McCarthy Jan 13: ‘The president bears responsibility for Wednesday’s attack on Congress’

Republican leader Kevin McCarthy Jan 21: ‘I don’t believe he provoked [the rioters] if you listen to what he said at the rally’

What an unscrupulous empty vessel

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Replying to @dyllyp: It’s really that simple. I struggled with six figures of student loan debt. I was even homeless at one point. But I was lucky e…

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Quoted @luckyyates

I’ll bet Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft go to that Mystic Orchid place tonight and order the angriest handjobs on the menu

👺👋🏾🔥

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Quoted @yashar

So much truth here...

“When they go low, I’m going to hell. I’m going to the earth’s crust.”

🐜 🔥

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Quoted @jelenawoehr

I want student loan debt canceled even though I don’t have student loans for the same reason I want public schools funded even though I don’t have kids.

There’s no punch line or quip here, it’s just that I don’t hate other people nor do I enjoy their suffering.

It’s really that simple. I struggled with six figures of student loan debt. I was even homeless at one point. But I was lucky enough to be able to pay mine off, but I know most won’t. Why would I want everyone else to struggle? Just because I did?

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Replying to @ChrisWarcraft: An unrepentant MAGA shithead who cheated people out of pandemic funds getting his knob slobbed by two announcers who wou…

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Quoted @AnneWheaton

Do you consider an optometrist and essential annual exam? Like, is it worth risking my health to go in an elevator to the 4th floor of a fully enclosed office just to read an eye chart so I can get allergy eye drops? This seems unnecessary given our current Covid crisis.

She’s being manipulative and trying to upsell you so she can bill your insurance my old optometrist used to do this to me which is why she is my *old* optometrist. You don’t need to read an eye chart to get drops.

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An unrepentant MAGA shithead who cheated people out of pandemic funds getting his knob slobbed by two announcers who wouldn’t dare say Kaepernick’s name is really the epitome of the modern day NFL

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Quoted @WickedWalnut

Two men are hanging off a cliff. You can only save one. Which do you choose?

NONE OF THE ABOVE BROOOO

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Quoted @BrendanKeefe

A teacher's dying wish was for people to wear masks during the pandemic. 3 Cobb County, GA educators have died during COVID. At a school board meeting Thursday, 2 board members & the superintendent refused to wear masks even during a moment of silence. A staff member responds:

Replying to @DavidDTSS: I encourage everyone to email Superintendent Ragsdale at Chris.Ragsdale@cobbk12.org to express to him how disgusting this is…

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Quoted @rgay

@ehnottooxabi @Jezebel4444 @JShahryar @Wolfe321 @nytimes I rock the boat more in a day than you have in your life.

GOALLLSSSSSSSS ✊🏾👊🏾

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I encourage everyone to email Superintendent Ragsdale at Chris.Ragsdale@cobbk12.org to express to him how disgusting this is and how teachers are going face to face tomorrow in the wake of yet another teacher death.

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Jesus that was heartbreaking.

#UFC257

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WE TAKING THE FLAG BACK YO

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